Got a fish-eye … in the keyhole
Private eye, private view
She’s so … well developed
She’s overexposed
Chorus:
Snapshot, mugshot, big shot
Hot to trot … she is not!
Snapshot, mugshot, big shot
Hot to trot …she is not!
Got an F-stop on a G-spot
He’s zooming in, zooming out
The aperture is open wide
Got her framed Got her picture inside
Chorus:
Snapshot, mugs hot, big shot
Hot to trot … she is not!
Snapshot, mugshot, big shot
Hot to trot …she is not!
Got a close up … a wide angle
Got to focus, on the job
A picture’s worth a thousand words
Got her framed Client’s free as a bird
Chorus:
Snapshot, mugs hot, big shot
Hot to trot … she is not! Snapshot, mugshot, big shot
Hot to trot …she is not!
Chorus:
Snapshot, mugshot, big shot
Pays the bills … It’s my job
Snapshot, mugshot, big shot
Pays the bills … It’s my job
Chorus:
Snapshot, mugshot, big shot
Hot to trot … she is not!
Snapshot, mugshot, big shot
Hot to trot …she is not! (fading out)