December 14, 2018

Snapshot

Got a fish-eye … in the keyhole

Private eye, private view

She’s so … well developed

She’s overexposed

 

Chorus: Snapshot, mugshot, big shot

Hot to trot … she is not!

Snapshot, mugshot, big shot

Hot to trot …she is not!

 

Got an F-stop on a G-spot

He’s zooming in, zooming out

The aperture is open wide

Got her framed Got her picture inside

 

Chorus: Snapshot, mugs hot, big shot

Hot to trot … she is not!

Snapshot, mugshot, big shot

Hot to trot …she is not!

 

Got a close up … a wide angle

Got to focus, on the job

A picture’s worth a thousand words

Got her framed Client’s free as a bird

 

Chorus: Snapshot, mugs hot, big shot

Hot to trot … she is not! Snapshot, mugshot, big shot

Hot to trot …she is not!

 

Chorus: Snapshot, mugshot, big shot

Pays the bills … It’s my job

Snapshot, mugshot, big shot

Pays the bills … It’s my job

 

Chorus: Snapshot, mugshot, big shot

Hot to trot … she is not!

Snapshot, mugshot, big shot

Hot to trot …she is not! (fading out)